Screen Caps Speak
November 12, 2008

Hard times are hitting the media - sort of.
Canwest is laying off 560 employees across Canada - five percent of its staff.
Instead of pink slips, CBC’s giving out performance bonuses to execs.
The optics: bad. The timing: execrable.

South of the border, they’re moaning about layoffs in the publishing sector, including Al Gore’s Current TV.
Meanwhile, North of the border, Al Gore’s Current TV is expanding.
Imagine:
- Fly on the wall.
- Communication teams drafting speaking notes & key message.
- Layoffs in the US and We’re Expanding to Canada
- Discuss.

Just like us bloggers, mainstream media seems happy to publish whatever crosses their desk, no questions asked.
How else do you explain a March 2008 prediction of little change to BC’s hot housing market over the next 2 years, and the October 2008 story predicting a drop in house prices of 18 percent over the next two years.
BTW: I have a bridge on offer if you’re interested.
CBC Radio One - Not for Otters
September 20, 2008
What a difference a couple of days make.
This is the last weekend of summer, and to make sure we get the picture, the sky turned heavy overcast with, yes, some rain today.
Walking to the marina ramp, I was stopped by a tourist who was looking out at Horseshoe Bay. “I guess it looks better in the sunshine ? “, he asked, optimistically.
At the boat I managed to drop my boat keys into the salt chuck as I was loading stuff into the cockpit. The keys were on a lanyard around my neck, but as I pulled my shoulder pack off, it managed to catch the keys and slide the lanyard right over my head and into the water. After 20 years of sailing, I’ve managed to do this twice - both times this year. The last time was at the beginning of the season, and even though I had a key float attached to the key ring, it too sank like a stone.
Since I’d already lost a set of keys, I knew I had no duplicates for the padlocks on Madsu’s hatch and cockpit lockers. So, off I went to the hardware store to buy more locks, and home to pick up my bolt cutters.
When I stopped by the Marina office to buy a new gate key, the staff and I exchanged ‘lost keys in the drink’ stories - I think they were doing their best to make me feel less foolish.
Somehow it all seemed to fit with the grey day and light drizzle, and somehow it didn’t really matter.
The Marina was quiet, so after cutting the old padlock off the hatch, I listened to Radiohead while I wrapped self-amalgamating tape around the new lock bodies so they won’t rust all over the cockpit.
Two slips over is a powerboat with a full canvas cover. The owner keeps a radio on inside 24/7. It’s not terribly loud so it’s not so much annoying as it is curious. When I asked one of my other boat neighbours what the deal is, they told me he uses the radio to keep the otters way.
The river otters use the boats as a sort of dining room. The guy next to me has tried everything and still the otters find a way into his powerboat and leave behind a huge smelly mess. I’ve been gifted the occasional bit of leave-behind, usually on my docking lines, but there’s some serious chowing-down that goes on in the boat next to me - and remnants smell to high heaven.
Radio guy seems to have found the answer though. He’s not troubled by otters any more.
His secret ?
He keeps his radio tuned to CBC Radio One, and that keeps the otters away.
Wonder if that’ll make it into an ad campaign anytime soon.
The Loneliest Number
September 3, 2008
Two can be as bad as one, its the loneliest number since the number one.
-Lyrics from “One” by Three Dog Night
It’s been five years since I worked at CBC - but this week I’ve been pummeled with questions about CBC Radio Two.
Oops. Sorry.
Radio 2.
Once known as CBC Stereo, and beloved as “Classics and Beyond”, the CBC’s other radio network has become The New 2.
The New 2 is sporting a funky URL (thenew2.ca) that takes you to the same old URL (cbc.ca), and more fonts than you can shake a stick at…

Oh. And there are on-air changes as well.
Those changes have sparked yet another online protest by Friends of Canadian Broadcasting, who seem to have missed the importance of the number 2, and have focused instead on the actual content of the network, with their WHO? campaign.
I’ve received two (2) emails from Ian Morrison of Friends of Canadian Broadcasting who wants to enlist help in fighting the changes to Radio 2 (two).
They too (umm, also) have their own funky URL, www.friends.ca/fight4radio2 . . .
We believe the Radio Two changes are consistent with the misguided approach of CBC’s current management group to “dumb down” CBC’s programs in search for a new and broader audience without regard for the damage this will do to its current loyal listeners.
We also believe that these changes signal CBC’s intention to ask the CRTC for permission to advertise on CBC Radio.
So, what’s all the fuss about ? And why are all my friends and neighbours assaulting me with questions about The New 2 ?
- A few were thinking this was some sort of long-weekend-hang-over-programming-error. You know, with the B team working the holiday weekend, someone loaded the wrong tapes in master control.
- One called this afternoon asking if CBC was ‘trying something out’ since it was Wednesday and the kids are back in school.
- Another (who knows a little of my history at CBC and the long fights we had convincing the the corp to let us call our online network Radio 3 instead of Radio Three) just emailed the classic text shorthand: WTF ?
The thing about it is this - it’s not that important.
They’ve made some programming changes.
Some of the new shows will be good and some won’t.
If they leave them on the air long enough people will get used to them, or they’ll find their niche audience, or they’ll just be mediocre and have small audiences.
Just like the old Radio Two.
See, it’s really hard to create any kind of broad or mass audience with ‘appointment’ radio programming.
The New 2 will have the same kind of small dedicated audience that the Old Two had.
It’ll just be a somewhat different audience, an audience that likes an off-centre, not ready for prime-time program. Just like the old Radio Two audience.
All the new hosts have that raised-on-DNTO sound. Just like all the old hosts had that Wanna-BBC sound.
The important thing to keep in mind is: it’s just a radio channel. There are others.
My answer to my neighbours:
Get an iPod.
You’ll be happier.
Canada’s Big Media Still Big
August 1, 2008
I know with the long weekend ahead, you’ve been wondering about the state of media in Canada - now you can rest easy and enjoy that extra day off.
Big Media in Canada is doing just fine.
Again.
Still.
The CRTC today released its Communications Monitoring Report. In the past the Commission published one report on the state of broadcasting, and one on the telecommunications industry, and this is the first of their ‘converged’ reports - presumably to reflect the state of the industry.
The report makes it clear that the Canadian broadcast sector is doing just fine, despite dire warnings of its impending demise thanks to the internet. The report also shows just how big a role the internet plays in our every day lives and consumption of entertainment.
Here are some facts pulled from the CRTC report.
Money…
- Revenues for private commercial radio stations increased by 6.2%, from $1.4 billion in 2006 to $1.5 billion in 2007.
- Commercial television revenues increased 4.3%, or $218 million, from $5 billion in 2006 to $5.3 billion in 2007. This was largely due to increased subscriber revenues of $152 million.
- Revenues for specialty, pay and pay-per-view television and video-on-demand services increased by 9%, rising from $2.5 billion in 2006 to $2.7 billion in 2007.
- Revenues for private conventional television broadcasters went from $2.1 billion in 2006 to $2.2 billion in 2007, an increase of 1.3%. During this period, revenues for English-language stations grew by 2% to $1.8 billion, while those for French-language stations fell by 2% to $381 million
- Online advertising continued to experience growth, with spending rising from $900 million in 2006 to $1.2 billion in 2007.
English Canadian use of…
- RADIO: 18.3 hours of per week
- TV: 26.8 hours of per week
- INTERNET: 13.4 hours per wee
Habits…
- The number of Canadians who have watched a video online has more than doubled over the past three years, with user-generated content being more popular than professionally produced programs.
- Among the more popular online activities in 2007, 36% of Canadians watched a video, 16% listened to a streaming radio station and 17% downloaded music.
- 11% of Canadians reported downloading and listening to a podcast on either their computer or an MP3 player, an activity that is seen as a complement to conventional broadcasting.
It may just be a case of bad timing, but just a couple of weeks ago, a CBC submission to the CRTC more-or-less argued Canadians aren’t using the Internet for entertainment. (you can read the CBC’s full position here)
Today’s CRTC report shows that we are in fact using the internet for entertainment. One of the most popular online activites happens to be…watching videos. At the end of the day, regardless of the facts, the CBC’s argument in it’s submission seems to be that since it hasn’t figured out how to make money online, online shouldn’t be considered a business opportunity for Canadian broadcasters.
Given that traditional broadcast is still showing yearly increases in revenue, I’m not sure they’re in any hurry to try figure out how to make money online, despite the fact that Canadians are consuming a huge amount of content online. To my mind, that bodes well for smart nimble companies that can jump into this obviously ripe market while the ‘big boys’ sit back and wait for it to be a more predictable business opportunity.
(cross posted here)
Go Figure
June 6, 2008
- Oil prices had their biggest gains ever on Friday, jumping nearly $11 to a new record above $138 a barrel according to the International Herald Tribune . Here in Vancouver gas is around 1.40 a litre and isn’t planning on going anywhere but up. Meanwhile, GM’s closing a truck plant in Oshawa, despite the fact the plant was the pilot site to build a new hybrid truck for GM . CAW boss Buzz Hargrove, on CBC’s As It Happens, says GM told him they’ll only be able to sell 3 or 4 thousand new hybrid trucks a year, so they’ll built them in Mexico.
- Syphoning gas, popular when I was a teenager, is back.
- CBC declines to renew the Hockey Night in Canada theme, launches contest in partnership with Nettwerk to find new theme.
- Ed McMahon can’t afford to pay his mortgage - he’s behind $ 644,000 in mortgage payments and can’t seem to sell is 6.2 million dollar Beverly Hills mansion. Wife says they could have planned a bit better..
- A new report says the Writers Guild of America strike pushed California into a recession and cost the state 2.1 billion dollars.
- I guess the rabbits were right…pine bark is good for you.
- Personal drug use may be unconstitutional in Argentina.
- Meanwhile, civic leader in Port Coquitlam off meds and drunk, one way to make headlines.
- Drivers in Cypress are being asked not to leave their cars while still in motion.
Estimates Vary
April 1, 2008
Depending on who you believe, somewhere between 100 and 200 people gathered in Vancouver today to protest the axing of the CBC Radio Orchestra.
According to Colin Miles who posted a comment here
On very short notice about 200 people showed up. They included about 40 people who were either players in the orchestra, soloists who have recorded CDs with the orchestra or composers who have been broadcast and/or recorded bu the CBCR
Tod Maffin from InsidetheCBC blog posted some photos (copyright protected so I can’t post them here) on Flickr, including one of former CBC Vancouver regional manager and one time head of Radio Music Robert Sunter being interveiwed by Paul Grant.


Tod’s article at InsidetheCBC says 100 people were there when he was there about 15 minutes into the demo.
Meanwhile, CBC.CA says 150 people.
Proving once again that there is a reason people go into journalism: accountancy is out.
(photos are copyright Tod Maffin and used with permission)
Is There (still) No Such Thing as Bad Publicity ?
March 31, 2008
CBC Radio 2 is swarming in publicity, or so it would seem.
Newspapers are writing stories, bloggers are blogging, readers are commenting, and even the VP of CBC English Media is using the internet to give his side of the story.
If you don’t work at CBC or listen to Radio 2, you probably have NO IDEA what’s going on.
Here’s the skinny.
People are pissed about what’s happening to classical music on the network (that’s Radio 2) and more recently, the axing of the CBC Radio Orchestra.
Apparently there are thousands and thousands of Facebook members who’ve joined groups to show how pissed they are at the changes.
This blog fight over classical music is also getting ugly.
InsidetheCBC, the official blog of the corporation, has pointed out that some of those Facebook members may not be real. The CBC is an organization that prides itself on its journalistic standards, yet in this case, it conveniently leaves the investigative reporting of “phantom posters” up to another blogger…
Justin Beach from the great PublicBroadcasting.ca web site has done a bit of detective work and discovered that some of the most prolific protesters inside CBC groups may not, in fact, exist
OMG - people pretending to be someone they aren’t on the internet ! How can this be ? ( I wonder if he checked out all 10,000 plus members - some of them look pretty hot )
Meanwhile, the arrows are flying back at InsidetheCBC over the corp’s comment policy. Now that CBC is instituting a 7 day window for comments, that shouldn’t continue to be a problem.
All this fuss over classical music ?
I should tell you that I created and produced my share of shows on Radio 2. And you know, all of them were the dreaded pop music shows.
There was a music magazine show called The Beat that we created and produced here in Vancouver that aired on what was then called CBC Stereo.
That was followed by RealTime, another pop music show, live to all time zones, that aired on Saturday nights. We played tons of indy music and recorded all sorts of bands across Canada. Actually, to be accurate, if there was an indy band in Canada that so much as had a recording, we played it.
When we first started Radio 3 in early 2000, we also produced over 30 hours a week of pop music shows on Radio 2. So, this idea that pop music has never been represented on Radio 2 is a bit of revisionist history.
In fact, the people who are making the changes now to Radio 2 are the same people who pulled Radio 3’s pop music shows off the network in the first place. But I digress.
Back in the RealTime days (mid 90’s) and during the advent of Radio 3 (early 2000’s) we would have done anything for this kind of publicity. Goodness knows we tried.
We recorded scores of bands at festivals across the country every year, we said bad words on the air (just ask the bad boy from West Van Grant Lawrence, who used to love to drop the F bomb whenever we would interview him on the road).
We won tons of international awards for our web sites - even CBC’s own PR department refused to tell anyone about them - apparently winning too many awards is not good form (or maybe there’s such a thing as too much good publicity).
We even got our shows canceled. More than once I might point out.
And still, bubkis.
Ok, that’s not true, I think once the Toronto Sun mocked us for thinking we could make CBC ‘cool’. But compared to what’s going on this week, bubkis, bubkis, bubkis.
So, I have to admire the notion that a media storm has developed over the changes to Radio 2, and over the indelicate evisceration of the venerable CBC Radio Orchestra.
It’s a publicity bonanza.
Radio ratings should go through the roof.
But when I look a little deeper, I’m not entirely sure this is exactly the Perfect Storm of a publicist’s wet dreams.
The mainstream papers seem to have picked up the orchestra cancellation story, but they aren’t going much deeper than that.
A quick search at the Globe and Mail turns up only a couple of stories (behind a pay wall).
The National Post, a paper that loves to mock the CBC, seems totally disinterested.
And citizen journalism sites like Orato and NowPublic, both based in Vancouver, have no coverage to speak of. So it would appear that citizen journalists could care less.
Maybe the Perfect Publicity Storm is just a little squall.
Maybe the CBC didn’t need to drop a bundle on full page ads in the Globe. It would have saved them the embarrassment of putting non-classical musicians in the unenviable position of trash talking their classical counterparts. Like that’s a good idea. (click the image for a larger version courtesy InsideTheCBC.com).
More likely, it’s only a Perfect Storm inside the CBC itself. As my former CBC boss and mentor used to say “they do love to drink their own bathwater”. Swell image that.
We’ll see how a planned ‘protest that isn’t a protest‘ goes on Tuesday outside CBC Vancouver.
My guess is that this will all blow over pretty quickly.
By the time Radio 2’s new schedule launches in the fall, the whole thing will have been forgotten. The blogosphere will have discovered something new to be upset about, and he Facebook phantoms will have tired of poking one another (even though some of them are pretty hot).
Jennifer McGuire, the woman who runs radio now, will be well out of the picture, and in her new job running news, so there won’t even be anyone left to blame.
And sleepy old Radio 2 will go back to obscurity.





