Another fabulous day in Howe Sound and the Straight of Georgia. After the morning rain stopped, the skies cleared and the afternoon turned sunny and windy. That’s Bowen Island dead ahead.
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Busted. Tonite’s meal in 424 pixels or less – the whole truth and nothing but the truth…
North Sails transformation
Madsu’s like a completely new sailboat.
Dave Miller at North Sails Vancouver loft set me up with a perfectly cut, new 150% foresail.
I couldn’t believe the difference when I hoisted and trimmed. The boat took off, and is way better balanced now. 5+ knots in a light breeze, no problem today.
Oh yeah, this is sailing…
Tonight's Meal – Fruit and Berries with a Chaser
I’m like the poster child for good great eating habits. Just look at what I cooked up (well, sliced up actually) for myself tonite. EB may be on the road, but this house is nutrition heaven baby.
Here’s the latest installment of tonite’s meal in 424 pixels or less…
Disclosure: the burger was from Joe’s on W. 4th. It had bacon on it. It had cheese on it. It had a pickle on it. It came with fries. I used ketchup. It was delicious.
GardenWise web site launches
The GardenWise web site launched today – it’s another project we’ve been working on and built in Drupal. It joins BCBusiness and TVWeek as the latest online offerings from Canada Wide Media in Burnaby.
Tonight's Meal – Indian with a Twist
EB’s out of town on a road trip and there seems to be a fair bit of debate about my eating habits while she’s gone.
It’s true I love to order from Veneto Pizza on Londsdale, Musashi in the West End for sushi, and I get a hankering for fish and chips from C-Lovers on Marine (their web site barely exists, sorry).
But heh, just because EB’s not in the kitchen doesn’t mean there can’t be some mean cookin’ goin’ on.
So, what better challenge than to be totally transparent and blog my evening meal for the next week or so. You know, let the sad truth hang out for all to see.
I nixed the idea of taking a picture of what I’m eating, I’ll leave that kind of thing to Roland.
Instead, I present . . . tonite’s meal . . . in 424 pixels or less . . .
Old Dogs, New Tricks
My mom and dad are both in their eighties and grew up on the prairies. Even though they live in an area where there are lots of lakes and rivers, my family heritage is not water based.
Definitely flat landers.
Aside from a short and wet ride once on a Laser, my dad’s never been on a sailboat. My mom is super uncomfortable in anything smaller than a BC Ferry.
So, I really wasn’t sure how they’d take to Madsu, our 22 foot Catalina sailboat.
Both of them totally loved it. I couldn’t get my dad off the tiller, and my mom actually claimed to be relaxed, even when the boat heeled in the puffs. The latter is a feat of immense proportion.
I have an old sailing text book in my nautical library (a corner of the shelf in the living room) and dad feverishly devoured every page in the evenings. Out on the boat, he quickly got the hang of things. Like any beginner we had lots of snake wake, but I was surprised at how fast he got the feel for the boat. It’s no rocket ship, but the little Catalina 22 is certainly forgiving and a perfect little boat for the old dogs (and me).
Watching my 80 plus year old dad head up to the fore deck to change the head sail made me both nervous and proud all at the same time. And the fact that my mom, deathly afraid of small boats, actually pestered me to go out “look, the sun is shining, we can go sailing now” is something else.
All I can hope is that when I’m in my 80’s I’ll still be game to try something new.
American Express Gives Small Business the Blues
I woke up to one of those calls you rather not get. It was from American Express and it was about my latest bill.
I should explain that I’ve had an Amex card since 1980 and have always had great service, primarily because it’s not a credit card, so it gets paid every month and I like the reporting they provide. There are still lots of places that don’t take the card, but since I use it exclusively for business purposes, its not a problem, and I’ve been super happy with the card.
However, I can’t say I feel the same today. About 8 weeks ago I took Amex up on an offer for a new business card, one that provides a slight rebate. It’s their Amex Business card. Great I figured. The card showed up and I started using it instead of my classic green Amex.
This morning, the voice on the phone from Amex was calling to ask why I hadn’t paid my last invoice. Huh ? I explained that I haven’t yet received an invoice from the new card.
“Ah”, says the voice, “we sent you an invoice 3 weeks ago”. But when the voice told me the address, it was clear why I hadn’t received it.
Amex sent the invoice to the wrong address.
Oddly, they got the card to me to the right address, but somewhere between issuing the card and sending the bill, they screwed up my address.
“So”, I say, “just send me the bill and I’ll be happy to pay it. Like I have my regular amex bill every month for the last 27 years ! ”
“Oh”, says the voice, “that’s fine, but until we receive payment, the card will be suspended, and there are some interest charges. Total due on the card with interest is $ 104.00”.
“What?”, says I, “Just send me the bill and I’ll clear the charges, but do remove the interest charge and do remove the suspension, since I haven’t done anything wrong here – you guys sent the bill to the wrong address”.
Long story short: after 30 minutes on the phone and 2 different Amex reps, they refused to reinstate the card until they’d received my $104.00. Even when they looked up my 27 years of payment history, they still were , um, un-moved.
So, because Amex screwed up, I was now being inconvenienced. What amazed me was that there was no-one at American Express who seemed at all concerned about losing a long time customer over their mistake, and over 104 dollar at that.
Needless to say, I’ll not be keeping the new American Express Business card, since this kind of business help I do not need. Nor does any small business person. If you’re thinking about getting one of these cards, think again unless you want to really be blue.
Windows On Mac With VM Fusion 1.0
I’m really liking VM Ware’s Fusion. I got the download from the Apple web site and despite having to re-authenticate Windows by talking to a MicroSoft computer for a few minutes, this really really rocks. I’d been running Windows on the iMac using BootCamp, but now we no longer have to reboot, and Fusion seems pretty solid so far. Click the thumbnail for a larger shot.
The installation was painless. What I really liked was that I could use my existing BootCamp partition – though you can install Windows clean if you want.
Nice job VMWare. This really makes my next desktop purchase a no brainer. I’ve been hanging on to a PC desktop because there are a couple of apps I depend upon that only run on windows, and a couple of B to B sites that only run on IE. Now, I can buy that new Mac I’ve been thinking about for my next desktop machine and still be able to access what I need on the Windows side, without having to reboot. I realize this is also possible with Parellels but I’d opted for the BootCamp route originally.
RSS Gone Wild
I was in for a big surprise when I checked the RSS feed for sailboats for sale in the Vancouver online Buy & Sell.
First of, there were an unusually high number of new items in the feeds, considering I usually see only 2 or 3 a day
so seeing 300 new ones was a bit of a shocker. Even more interesting were the feed items themselves:
Those are some interesting boats they’ve got listed in their 23 to 31 foot sailboats RSS feed.
That’s one way to boost your feed circulation – I guess.
Cat Supervisor
Ozzie seems to take his job quite seriously. I’m not entirely sure what his job is, but its not just house cat. It appears to be supervisor of all activities.
For instance, if we watch a DVD or more likely an old episode of StarGate on DVD, he’ll curl up on the arm of the couch next to Garnet and watch intently. He seems to particularly like SG1 vs. Atlantis, but I digress.
The last couple of days, Garnet has been busy pulling moss off our tar and gravel roof. I’d be happy to leave the moss alone, particularly as I’m reading more and more about green roofs, but our insurance company insists we get rid of it.
So while Garnet’s been busy up on the roof, Ozzie’s been busy too. Watching him work.
His vantage point today – the top of the chimney, presumably so he won’t miss any details of the job at hand.
Pick a card, any (operator's) card
I see there are some issues with the Canadian government’s program aimed at improving safety on the water.
Critics say the pleasure-craft operator card is being hawked by providers who charge $40 to $60 to take a multiple-choice exam of dubious worth, under a system with so few controls that stories of cheating are as common as ducks on a dock. Full story here
As a former professional sailing instructor, I’ve seen pretty much everything out on the water, and anything that helps improve safety is a welcome.
The biggest issue really is this: providing an operator’s card without ever being required to prove yourself on the water is a bit of a joke. You certainly can teach the theory in a classroom or on the internet, but putting that theory to practice in a real-life situation on the water is completely different.
The problem is compounded by the amazing array of pleasure craft out there, and they’re faster than ever before. Powerboats sporting 60’s era muscle-car engines are common, as are sailboats weighing several tons.
Every time we go out sailing – EVERY TIME – boaters either ignore or don’t seem to know the simplest rules of the road. When I was teaching CYA certified courses, I told my students to assume ‘the other guy’ didn’t know the rules of the road – since most of the time that’s the way they behave. It may be cool to clip across someone’s bow doing 30 knots in a jet boat, but it certainly isn’t the right thing to do, and it certainly isn’t safe.
Now, add in a little booze, and no operator’s card in the world is going to make a hoot of difference. In my experience, the concept of designated driver doesn’t seem to have taken off in the boating world. Nor has the notion of actually wearing the PFD you’re legally required to have on board.
For the uninitiated, in Canada while you’re legally required to have a PFD for everyone on board, you aren’t required to actually be wearing it. So, the vast majority of boaters don’t. As you might surmise, they do little good to you in the locker on the boat after you’ve fallen overboard.
The thing is, the government was reluctant to institute a licensing system. So they did a half-assed job and come up with the operator’s card, and then farmed out provisioning to the private sector where every card issued means revenue. I’ve seen the ‘take the boating test’ tents set up in the parking lot at Canadian Tire, and the goal certainly doesn’t seem to be education – it’s about getting you a card as quickly and easily as possible.
I fully support the idea of licensing boaters – but only boats of a certain size or power. Its ridiculous, for instance, that my 13 year old can’t operate our 6 ft. long Zodiac tender because it has a 2-hp. motor on it.
The whole idea here is that people go out and have a fun time and a safe time on the water. Knowing that someone driving a boat heading towards me has actually taken a course and passed a license would make me feel a lot better. As it stands now, I assume they know very little about the rules of the road of safety at sea.
Operators should be required to take a course offered by an organization like the CYA or The Canada Power and Sail Squadron, and testing should be similar to a drivers’ test. Until that happens (and it probably never will) no amount of ‘clamping down’ on the way operator’s cards are issued is going to make much of a difference to safety on the water.
Globe Knows How To Use Black & White
They probably did this ages ago, but I use RSS so extensively that I often never see the front page of news web sites.
In any event, I love the way the Globe and Mail is using black & white for their left-hand-side thumbnails.
Most news sites, in fact almost all news sites, have become horrible to look at. Part of the problem is that no matter how the site gets designed, as soon as you add all those ads, colour schemes and balance go out the window (no pun intended).
Using the monochrome images really eases the busy-ness of the site, and I think it’s a great move.
Another Crappy Day in Paradise
On board Madsu on a sunny and windy Saturday afternoon in Howe Sound heading out to the Straight of Georgia. We’re beating to windward doing about 5 knots and heeled about 12 degrees. Britannia is outbound from Squamish to Vancouver. The foredeck was packed with young girls yelling hello. In the foreground, clamped to my BBQ mount is our solar battery charger – it works like a charm.
EB’s on the tiller doing a respectable 5.2 knots SMG – got to like that GPS.
Meanwhile, the boys were up on the weather rail cooling off with a little toe dip in the salt chuck.
Experience an Asset
Not that I’m thinking of applying.
But.
I was reading the requirements for the job of President of the CBC.
That’s the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation we’re talking about.
One of the requirements:
Experience in the broadcasting industry or other cultural industries would be an asset.
An asset ? Novel idea.
Can you imagine any other billion dollar corporation suggesting that knowing something about the industry it’s engaged in would be an asset.
I actually know something about broadcasting. Probably rules me out.
Not that I was thinking of applying.
If you are, they’re still taking applications via a head hunter.
Animals Have Bad Days Too
Maybe it’s the heat, but there’s been a spate of animal stories lately. And some aren’t pretty.
Like those pesky squid who could soon put a dent in your enjoyment of California rolls…
And the invasion of Humboldt squid seems to be making a noticeable dent in the local population of hake, experts note in a new study.
Hake, also known as Pacific whiting, is used to make imitation crab, fish sticks, and other minced-fish products. Full story here
So maybe you don’t care about fish sticks, but this next one is sure to make you sit up. How about those Lion Eating Chimps….
Deep in the Congolese jungle is a band of apes that, according to local legend, kill lions, catch fish and even howl at the moon. Local hunters speak of massive creatures that seem to be some sort of hybrid between a chimp and a gorilla. Full story here
Even though EB’s aunt lives there, this picture pretty much ensures I won’t be visiting Florida any time soon…
The South Asian snakes, which can top 300 pounds and 20 feet, are presumed to have entered the park as discards or escapees from the bustling international trade in exotic pets. Year-old, footlong pythons are a popular $70 item at reptile fairs and on the Web but in a few years can reach room-spanning, cat-munching size, prompting some owners to abandon them by the roadside. Full story here
Meanwhile, in the Mad Dogs and Englishwomen Department, even our furry friends aren’t immune to the evils of the internet…
A dog breeder says her prize-winning standard poodle has had his identity “stolen” over the internet. Full story here
And finally – you might want to think again the next time the cat curls up with you…
Oscar the cat seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours. His accuracy, observed in 25 cases, has led the staff to call family members once he has chosen someone. It usually means they have less than four hours to live. Full story here
Terror in English Town
I thought we had problems because of frequent visits by black bears in our back yard in North Vancouver. And then I read this:
A spokesman for Durham Police said: “We cannot stress too highly how dangerous this animal is. It will attack anyone it sees and the public must not approach it in any circumstances.”
The rampaging animal in question is — a cow.
Banning China in Retaliation
What Sail Lofts Need to Know About the Internet…
The North Sail loft in Vancouver (Richmond actually) is my new favourite business.
Even though things like the America’s Cup and those crazy-assed French sailing superstars make you think sailing is big business, it isn’t. Sure stuff for sailboats is expensive, but the business itself is pretty small.
Sail making in particular is relatively small, highly labour intensive, and competitive. For instance, Quantum sails claims to be the 2nd largest sailmaker in the industry, and they only employ 500 people world-wide.
Most other businesses of this size have found the internet to be a powerful help in reaching customers. Sail makers are using the internet well to explain how their products differ from their competitors, but with the exception of North Sails, they are failing miserably on one simple step; the follow through.
On July 4th I sent emails or filled out forms on the web sites of 4 well known sail lofts. In the case of North Sails, and one other, it was actually their parent web site in the US.
Only North Sails followed up. In fact, even though it was a holiday there, I got an email back from someone at North Sails in the US telling me that Dave Miller at the local loft would be in touch. And he was within a couple of days. He got my info, and followed up promptly with an online price estimate that included a cool Flash animation showing what the sail would look like.
The other lofts never bothered to reply – even though their web sites all invite online quotes. Because I live in North Vancouver about 2 miles from one of the big lofts, I called them by phone a week later. They couldn’t help me right away on the phone, so they took a message. It took them a few days to get back to me, and another few days after that to send me a quote. I never did get a reply to my original email.
Keep in mind, my boat is small and the sail I’m ordering isn’t a pricey high-tech racing number. It’s a cruising sail for a decidedly un-sexy boat. Total cost is well under $1,000 with taxes. But still.
Today’s consumer looks for service and quality along with price. Miss one, and you will probably miss the sale. The internet makes it possible for large and small businesses to offer high-touch service. But you’ve got to actually reply when the customer shows up with credit card in hand.
Dave Miller and North Sails got my little contract – it certainly isn’t going to make a big difference to North Sail’s bottom line. But I can guarantee Dave’s getting all my future business too. And that makes a difference to any business.
Ozzie Ready For His Closeup
The Internet Really Is All Its Cracked Up To Be
The internet really does makes getting up in the morning worthwhile.
Living up to the hype of the mid-90’s, every day on the internet brings new surprises and riches of immense proportion.
For instance, just today I won a $ 550,000 BMW.
Imagine waking up to that ! It’s got to make your day, eh ? All I have to do to claim it is reply to an email from the manager at BMW, who oddly enough, has a yahoo UK email address. You’d think a big company like BMW would at least give its employees a company email address. Maybe they’re too busy giving away cars.
I’ve also been receiving a lot of great ecards from old friends and worshippers. This is good because I thought my number of worshippers lately had dropped off but apparently not. Just Good Karma I Guess.
There is a down side.
I am constantly being warned about something important I have to do with bank accounts I didn’t even know I had. I have a lot of bank accounts. Probably because of all that money I’ve been getting on the internet.
On the plus side, I have been approved for credit, by my rough calculation, to the sum of about 4,000,000 dollars just in the last couple of weeks alone. That’ll come in handy as I tool around in my new BMW.
Problem is, I haven’t had time to get any of these things sorted out, because I’ve just been too busy enlarging my penis.