It’s probably because they aren’t.

The Canadian government’s web site has an online portal for air travel complaints.

But according to CBC.CA news, if a tree falls in the forest and no-one is there – it definitely doesn’t make a sound…

Travellers passing through Toronto’s Pearson International Airport have reported a spate of frustrating delays in the days leading up to March Break, the airport’s busiest time of the year, but it appears no one is keeping track of the complaints.

Passengers from across the country with unresolved complaints used to be able to lodge them with the Air Travel Complaints Commissioner, a position created in 2000 to document problems.

But that job is sitting vacant. The last complaint report covered incidents in 2004.

The fastest-growing species of bamboo can gain a meter in a single day – almost enough to see the growth with the naked eye. Nearly 1 billion people worldwide live in some sort of bamboo structure, including 75 percent of the population of Bangladesh. from Christian Science Monitor)

Bamboo Technology is named for the unlikely devices that the Professor came up with on Gilligans Island. In general they are not necessarily made of bamboo — the ones on The Flintstones were often made out of wood, stone and dinosaurs. What characterizes all of them is the self-evident unlikelihood that they actually work. Most likely to be seen in the more farcical Sit Com(s). from the TV Tropes Wiki

Looks like the Professor is having the last laugh after all.

Yep, that’s a flat screen TV made out of bamboo. Featured at Playengine UK it reminds me of some of the furniture my dad used to make when I was a kid, except dad never laid a bandsaw to bamboo…

The components on the cover, except for the buttons, are made entirely of bamboo. The electronic components are lead free and comply with CE and EU safety approvals.

The unique bamboo colour offers natural beauty and style which provides many advantages for consumers. It is one of a kind, ideal for homes, offices and of course an alternative to plastic surround.

Just as I was mulling whether this is some sort of goofy eco-trendy anomaly I discovered a C-Net preview of a new bamboo covered laptop from Asus…

Asus is definately playing the eco-card on this one, the laptop is called the Ecobook, but won’t be out until next year sometime.

Not satisfied to leave well enough alone, I stumbled upon BambooClothes.com, home of the unfortunately named Panty Boo…

Oddly, the Panty Boos are not to be found on the Canadian site Bamboo Clothes Canada .

Anyway, the thought of a bamboo thong sent me off in another direction, and I ended up a Treehugger where I discovered a whole world of bioplastics using bamboo and other vegetable oils to make eco friendly plastics…

In efforts to reduce fossil fuel dependence and CO2 emissions, Mitsubishi Motors has announced the development of plastics for car interiors made from plant-based resin and bamboo fiber. The automaker hopes that the use of bioplastics can help replace processed wood and oil-based materials in car interiors.

Not green enough for you ? Check out this bamboo bike…

I’d love to see Dangerous Dan take this for a spin on the North Shore. If he did, he’d no doubt need this nifty bamboo helmet from Roof in the UK.

Now you may think I’ve become a bit bamboo obsessed. Well, maybe for just a minute. But I’ve got nothing on this guy, Australia’s Mr. Bamboo.

Doc Searls has written an insightful article about the threat to internet radio in the US due to a recent copyright board decision.

The article is called Internet Radio on Death Row and it’s a must read if you want a better understanding of why internet radio as we know it may soon disappear.

In a move that recalls the Vogons’ decision to destroy Earth to clear the way for a highway bypass through space (a thankfully fictional premise of Douglas Adams’ Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy), the judges comprising the Copyright Royalty Board have decided to destroy the Internet radio industry so the Recording Industry won’t be inconvenienced by something it doesn’t know, like or understand.

I’m sure Steve Jobs could use this to his advantage.

Whenever I leave the PC, Ozzie curls up in my chair and goes to sleep.

But, when I leave the MacBook Pro, he jumps up into my chair and checks kitty email.

Damn those Macs are good.

Just a few weeks ago our household kitchen conversation turned to the Seven Wonders of the World.

We quickly got bogged down on the original Seven vs. the ‘modern world’ Seven vs. the marketing world’s Seven. Not even my own family was buying the argument that Ouimet Canyon in Ontario is one of the Seven wonders of the Canadian world. Ingrates.

Of the original seven wonders only the pyramids are left, and they’re not the ones in Vegas either.

An article in the International Herald Tribune introduced me to the the Seven Wonders redux – or what I’ve decided should be called Seven Wonders 2.o

Today our world is so loaded with wonders that, uncomfortable with the gaping lacunas in Philon’s legacy, a Swiss-Canadian filmmaker, Bernard Weber, is conducting a popular vote on the Internet to update the list. He says his project is the world’s first global ballot on any subject….

Several blogs related to the contest are going strong with arguments over its merits and shortcomings. One suggested a rival competition, “The Seven Wonders of Ohio.”

Over at the Seven Wonders site (brace yourself for the less than wonderful Flash header):

The multimedia campaign to choose the New 7 Wonders of the World is in its final stage.

This is the biggest global vote ever to have taken place. Millions of people have already voted for their favorite “wonder.” Numerous milestones have already been reached on a journey across the Internet, television and the world’s media. This journey will reach its pinnacle on July 7, 2007 – 07.07.07, when the world will discover which monuments have been named as the New 7 Wonders of the World.

For the record, the original Seven Wonders are:

The Lighthouse at Alexandria
The Hanging Gardens of Babylon
The Colossus of Rhodes
The Statue of Zeus at Olympia
The Temple of Artemis at Ephesus
The Tomb of Mausolus at Halicarnassus
Ouimet Canyon in Ontario
The Great Pyramid of Cheops

Last Friday’s disclosure of new copyright rates for internet radio could kill legit operators who claim they won’t be able to afford the new rate structure.

The story isn’t getting much mainstream attention – but Wired Magazine claims internet radio is vowing to fight back…

Internet radio companies big and small are revving up for a fight with the Copyright Royalty Board that could lead to the halls of Congress and — some fear — the end of streaming music stations in the United States.

The panicked preparation follows last Friday’s buzz-killing bombshell: As 50 million or so online radio listeners geared up for their weekends, the board released new royalty rates representing a potential tenfold increase webcasters would have to pay out.

Almost every analyst claims the new rates will put internet radio deeply into the red, based on current revenue models.

No word yet on whether any of these large US players are checking out rack-space in dot cee eh yet. (um, for my US friends, that’s Canada, eh?)

How much would you pay for all the back issues of the New Yorker.
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It looks like the big US radio holdings have bought their way out of the “pay-for-play” controversy by putting up some money and providing airtime for independent music.

According to the AP story, the four major US broadcasters will fork over 12.5 million dollars to the FCC, and provide 8,400 half-hour segment of free airtime for independent record labels. Full story on the AP Biz Wire.

In addition to airplay, the broadcasters and the independent labels have also negotiated a set of “rules of engagement” that will guide how record company representatives and radio programmers interact.

The free airtime would be granted to companies not owned or controlled by the nation’s four dominant music labels – Sony BMG Music Entertainment, Warner Music Group, Universal Music Group and EMI Group.

Broadcasters have never admitted to doing anything wrong.

Webcasters in the US may now face stiff copyright fees for streaming music. Synopsis from Wired Magazine.

The Copyright Royalty Board (CRB) has announced its decision on Internet radio royalty rates, rejecting all of the arguments made by Webcasters and instead adopting the “per play” rate proposal put forth by SoundExchange (a digital music fee collection body created by the RIAA).

The new rates force webcasters to pay for each song streamed to each user, and increase over the next few years as follows:

2006: $0.0008 to stream one song to one listener
2007: $.0011
2008: $.0014
2009: $.0018
2010: $.0019

Lots of analysis of what it means over on the RAIN web site, most of it not very optimistic.

They do a cost analysis based on current play levels, and it doesn’t look good for either small or big players.

Expect to hear lots more about this in the next few weeks.

Now this is the kind of talk radio that’s missing over here.

I mean, the US may have invented talk radio as we know it, and it certainly has its share of loudmouths, but this is an awesome example of how the Australians do radio on a whole other level.

Get all the messy details, and pics too, at the Sydney Morning Herald.

Melbourne’s underworld war was reignited on talkback radio today as gangland widow Judy Moran’s comments prompted a furious backlash from killer Carl Williams’s wife Roberta.

Mrs Moran told Southern Cross Broadcasting she wanted the death penalty for Williams, who pleaded guilty yesterday to killing her husband, Lewis, and her son, Jason….

Mrs Moran’s comments, especially her description of Barbaro who was killed alongside Jason Moran, appeared to infuriate Mrs Williams.

Mrs Williams, who is divorcing Williams at his request, rang in to the same radio station to contradict Mrs Moran’s description of Barbaro.

Here in the lower mainland we were all freaking because of an overnight snowfall that provided a real surprise for the morning drive.

Its easy to forget, in our west coast fog (figuratively speaking) that this more like it…

The RCMP closed the Trans-Canada Highway from Brandon to the Saskatchewan border Wednesday afternoon as another snowstorm blew into southern Manitoba.

Environment Canada said a low-pressure system over North Dakota is producing snow, heavy at times, in southwestern Manitoba.

from CBC.CA

I’d never imagined that someone would have to come up with a way to make it safer for a parent to abandon a child.

Until I read this article in the International Herald Tribune I’d never even heard of a foundling wheel.

In the Middle Ages, new mothers in Rome could abandon their unwanted babies in a “foundling wheel” — a revolving wooden barrel lodged in a wall, often in a convent, that allowed women to deposit their offspring without being seen.

Now a Rome hospital, the Casilino Polyclinic, has introduced a technologically advanced version of the foundling wheel, and for the first time, a new mother left her baby there Saturday night. Full Story.

The blogosphere has gained a new asset today.

TV Week magazine editor Brent Furdyk is front and centre at their new web site, TVWeekOnline.ca

TV Week is one of our clients and it’s been really exciting watching Brent take to blogging like a true west dot coaster.

To borrow one of Roland T‘s phrases, Go Brent Go.

94.5 The Beat, one of the few stand-along FM stations, has been sold to CHUM.
Full story in Broadcaster Magazine.

The Beat 94.5 will complement CHUM’s existing roster of AM and FM Vancouver stations that consists of 103.5 QM-FM, Vancouver’s choice for Soft Favourites, CFUN 1410, Vancouver’s NEW Talk and The TEAM 1040, Sports Radio, home of the Vancouver Canucks.

Direct from New West, by way of the freeway, they’ve arrived. 

Everyone brought apple pie.  Weird !

While waiting for Brenda the Barber this morning, I picked up a copy of the Vancouver Sun.   

On the front page of today’s paper (Saturday Feb 24, 2007) there’s a huge picture of a Catholic archbishop, part of a series of depression.

I think it’s very brave of the archbishop to ‘go public’ regarding his battle with depression.

But then, on the front page of the next section, the headline reads “Parish priest charged:  Catholic cleric alleged to have touched boys”.

The two stories are in no-way related, but the juxtaposition made me wonder. 
 

My friend Alf over the a the UBC School of Journalism has a guest speaker in next week.  You’ll need to bring your own lunch, sorry about that. Here are the deets:

The School of Journalism presents
A BROWN BAG LUNCH WITH RACHAEL NIXON
BBC World Service Editor of the Year
Deputy World Editor of BBCNews.com

“Adapt or Die: Multiplatform Journalism, the BBC and the Battle for Audiences”

Tuesday, February 27, 2007
12:30 pm – 2:00 pm
Room 104, UBC School of Journalism
6388 Crescent Road, UBC
Vancouver, BC V6T 1Z2

The world’s largest news organization, the BBC, is reinventing itself for a digital, on-demand age. Rachel Nixon is one of those tasked with bringing TV, radio and the Internet together to deliver big stories across multiple and emerging platforms. Find out why it’s no longer enough simply to write a good story and how journalists can remain relevant to their audiences in a converged world.

Who knows, by Tuesday there may still be some Northern Voicers hanging around, unable to tear themselves away from the endowment lands.  They’ll be the ones with the Mac laptops and Kris Krug Fanclub T-Shirts.

By the way, Alf (who’s a prof at the UBC SOJ) has agreed to a blog Q&A with me, so look for that here soon.