It’s time to use some glass-half-full logic on this one, ’cause everyone’s talking about it.
Here are, Ten Great Things About Prorogation:
- No pithy clips from Question Period on the news
- Less junk mail from my Member in Ottawa
- Reruns of old versions of The House with Jason Moscovitch
- Conservative Store can sell ‘Just Say No to Socialists and Separatists’ merch just in time for Christmas
- Finally some room in business class on flights to Ottawa
- Honourable Members free to go on even longer shopping sprees
- Governor General ticks off one more task on To Do List
- Coalition can get a funky logo and theme song made
- Steven Harper finally has time to get a picture showing right side of face for website
- During break, some clever MP can write “Governing for Dummies”