Top 10 Great Benefits of this Crappy Summer

10.  Have a really big stockpile of SPF 40

9. No fighting with anyone over ‘the perfect’ camp site.

8. Sandals still look brand new.

7. Not one of my relatives is visiting from out of province.

6. Have yet to get watermelon stains on my favourite T-shirt.

5. Just left winter tires on.

4. Not being kept awake by neighbours playing “Summer in the City” full blast pool side.

3. Easily answer waiter who asks “Will you want soup with that ?”

2. No pesky tan lines.

1. Wearing same underwear I had on in December.

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