Merge Challenged Spammer

Has it come to this ?

If spammers are going to continue to pester the rest of us, the least they can do is do their annoying job properly.

In today’s email, this eh-hole didn’t even finish his find-replace (merge is probably far too technical). Hence..

I am John Woogies, and I am the General Manager for . We are a group of
business oriented people who deal primarily in screen process, wicks and braids.. [rest snipped because it’s the usual crap

John John John. If you’re going to take the time and trouble to send thousand of emails out to people who know better, the least you can do is take some pride in your work, as horrid as it is. General Manager for ??? What ???

If this is what’s become of the art of spam, no wonder the economy is in the toilet.