Snakes, Dogs and The 2nd Last Woody Ever

Clearly, it’s TGIF.

Snake Story One – from Isreal. Just what you always wants as part of a relaxing massage…

For 300 shekels ($70), clients at Ada Barak’s spa in northern Israel can add a wild twist to their treatment by having six non-venomous but very lively serpents slither and hiss a path across their aching muscles and stiff joints.

Snake Story Two – from Malaysia. A 7.1 metre python with a healthy appetite devours 11 gaurd dogs…

I was shocked to see such a huge python,” orchard-keeper Ali Yusof told the New Straits Times in an article published beneath a picture of the captured snake, which was almost long enough to span the width of a tennis court and as thick as a tree trunk

Dog Two One – from Dallas Texas. “Yahoo Honey – lets me and you take doggie out to dinner”…

Eateries may now apply for a local variance to state laws that prohibit animals on restaurant premises, according to the measure, which passed 8-5 on Wednesday.

“Animals are their children. I can’t blame anyone” for wanting to dine with their pets, Deputy Mayor Pro Tem Elba Garcia said. “You have a choice. You don’t have to be there. The standards are clear in this ordinance. More than anything, it’s an option for our businesses here.”

Dog Story Two – from Dorset, England, by way of France. “Yahoo Honey – lets me and doggie get married”…

Emma Knight, 41, was dumped two weeks before her wedding to Paul Fox, 37.
To cheer herself up she decided to go ahead with her wedding reception anyway.
She dressed her faithful dog Dennis up as the bridegroom and he was treated to a piece of the four-tier wedding cake. Emma wore the £1,500 wedding dress she had bought and partied until the small hours with her 100 guests

Woody be Gone – The Pros and Cons of Being an Iguana…

Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days. Veterinarians at Antwerp’s Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal’s problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

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