From High Gas to No Gas

The BBC had not one but two major gas stories today.

Story #1

inquote Petrol prices in the UK could soon top 1 pound a litre if oil costs keep rising, the head of BP has told the BBC.
outquote

and Story #2

inquote A method of creating super-nutritious but flatulence-free beans has been developed by scientists. outquote

No wonder the world always turns to the BBC.